What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Swimmer's itch: What it is and how to treat it - kare11.com

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Win a free Steam Deck OLED, thanks to Nvidia - PCGamesN

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Have you ever had sex with your husband's friend in front of your husband? Please tell about it and elaborate.

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - Yahoo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

AI-Focused Apple Music Reboot Said to Be in the Works - MacRumors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Broadcom’s AI Bonanza Has Limits - WSJ

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

SEAvPSG Starting XI: Sounders close out CWC group stage competition with solid lineup - Seattle Sounders FC

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

7 ways to get a feel-good fix of hormone oxytocin - The Washington Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

ADHD link to severe premenstrual disorder uncovered in women - Medical Xpress